You may be asking yourself, ‘Who in the hell is April Scott?’. The truth is no one really knows. She is an enigma of Hollywood. A shadow in the night. Well, technically, she is just a C actress who has starred in direct to video releases such as the Dukes of Hazzard sequel, and held the #14 case on Deal or No Deal. Like all great C level actresses, she knows the key to getting famous is getting naked. Lucky us.
I had a dream last night. A sultry voice in the shadows said, ‘Come over here cracker and give me some lovin’. The voice belonged to Beyonce. And I did. The best dream I’ve had in at least 5 days. Thanks Beyonce!
Nicky Hilton, the less whorish of the Hilton sisters, is not too bad to look at. She lacks the kinky sex appeal that only a skanky whore like Paris could possess, but she is hot nonetheless. Check out these bikini pics taken on a beach that I probably can’t afford to get to.
How can a woman remain so hot for three decades? I’m sure plastic surgery has a little something to do with it. That nice rack isn’t perky on its own. She’s still one sexy milf though.
Mariah Carey couldn’t possibly show more in this dress without giving up a full tit flash. That’s why we love her. She loves to show off. Hey Mariah, there is a magazine called Playboy that will let you show off EVERYTHING. Maybe you’ve heard of it?
Michelle Rodriguez may be a butch, carpet loving, lesbian, but that doesn’t mean that she isn’t smoking hot. There is something sexy about a hot chick that you know can kick your ass. She could beat me anytime.
Like a fine bottle of cheap Arbor Mist wine, Sharon Stone keeps getting better with age. Granted, if she did her famous Basic Instinct scene now, if would appear as if Spiderman had spun a web in her nether regions. But hey, she looks FANTASTIC for 75. Enjoy these fine paparazzi candids of granny Sharon in her bikini.
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