Justin Timberlake is now officially a P-I-M-P. He has had his way with the likes of Britney Spears (when she was hot), Cameron Diaz, Janet Jackson, and god knows who else. And now to top it off, the flawless creature who is Jessica Biel? Wow. Just wow. Next thing you know, Jessica Simpson will be a friend with benefits. And to think it’s all because he joined a shitty boy band when he was 15. Life is weird.